Still Worried

The days are dwindling down, but not the worries. In fact, they seem to be mounting as we get closer and closer to election day.

Maybe it’s because the closer we get the more unreal it seems that he could actually win. Haven’t people, enough people, seen enough, heard enough?
Don’t they know what happened at the New York rally in Madison Square Garden? Don’t they care? If there are still undecided voters now, what at this point could possibly help them decide? Why haven’t they decided, why haven’t they made the only reasonable decision?
People are angry, some people. And I get that. Eggs cost too much. And some people are misogynists and some people are racists and some people just want to tear the whole thing down.
But how come there seems to be so many of them? Aren’t we the majority, the vast majority?
The fear, the worry,  is that we are not. And that the racists, the misogynists, the angry and the aggrieved will carry the day.


I’m here in Greece now, 6000 miles away, and in my right hand I’m rolling around, again and again, my blue agate Greek worry beads. Because I am indeed still worried.

Neil Offen

Neil Offen, one of the editors of this site, is the author of Building a Better Boomer, a hilarious guide to how baby boomers can better see, hear, exercise, eat, sleep and retire better. He has been a humor columnist for four decades and on two continents. A longtime journalist, he’s also been a sports reporter, a newspaper and magazine editor, a radio newsman, written a nationally syndicated funny comic strip and been published in a variety of formats, including pen, crayon, chalk and, once, under duress, his wife’s eyebrow pencil. The author or co-author of more than a dozen books, he is, as well, the man behind several critically acclaimed supermarket shopping lists. He lives in Carrboro, North Carolina.

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